🎨 Caladium
How to grow
Plant tubers knobby-side up in spring only after soil hits 70°F — cold soil rots them, no exceptions. Florida is caladium heaven (most commercial tubers are grown around Lake Placid, FL). Rich, moist, well-drained soil and they're showstoppers until fall.
Water & feeding
Keep consistently moist; they wilt dramatically when dry but recover fast. Never let tubers sit in standing water.
Common problems
- Tuber rot in cold or soggy soil
- Tuber theft by squirrels (they're not even edible — squirrels are just jerks)
- Leaf burn in too much direct sun
Harvest
No deadheading needed — remove ratty leaves at the base. Dig tubers in fall before frost (north of zone 9), cure, and store dry at 60°F+ for replanting.
